Friday, June 12, 2009

Great interview answers

In the last days we have been having interviews for school teachers. There is always a mix of excellent candidates and people that make you wonder how they got through Uni. This time there were some candidates for our pending book of greatest interview answers. Consider these in the light of the qualifications that the candidate has somehow attained.

1. Candidate having a Masters Degree in Botany

Our Principal: Please explain how does a plant take water from the ground up to it's branches.
Candidate: That is very difficult to explain.
Principal: Please try, I am a layman and I would really like to understand the concept. ( Our Principal is from the Science faculty)
Candidate: (with all seriousness) You see, inside the plant there are hundreds of small plastic buckets, they are connected with strings and there is a wheel at the top of the plant that pulls up the buckets.
WOW

2. Candidate having a Masters Degree in English Literature.

Myself: What was your favorite paper in your Masters Degree?
Candidate: American Poets from 1850-1947
Myself: OK, who was your favorite American Poet?
Candidate: Shakespeare
Oh dear

3. Candidate applying for a job as a Primary School teacher

Panel Member: Can you tell me the vowels of the Hindi alphabet?
Candidate: A, Aa .......................I can't remember
Panel member: OK, what about the consonants?
Candidate: Ka, Kha, ..........I don't know
Oh deary deary me.

In all fairness, allowing for a few doosies like the above, in general the applicants this year were the best we have ever had. Although it was a long grind ( we interviewed more than 200 applicants over 3 days) the reward was that it seems that we will have a really excellent and vibrant group of teachers joining our team for the coming session.

Our school year starts on July the First so the rush is starting to build up.

Enjoy
Sw Jasraj Puri